Of gold medals and gold chains

Something random,sourced from the many random blogs that I read =)

5 REASONS LEE CHONG WEI LOST THE OLYMPICS FINAL

1. FENGSHUI

If you people really watched badminton during Olympics, you'd kinda know that well, Malaysian players were kicked out pretty fast. The cool thing about it was that Wong Mew Choo,Zakry Latif-Fairuzizuan and our hero himself, DATO' Chong Wei ALLLL wore black.

Yes, the color BLACK, which is so often equated with BAD LUCK, SUAY,DEATH and COOL.
But for this case, BLACK ain't cool.

-the black shirt-

All of them Malaysians who wore black ( FULL ATTIRE mind you,lagi suay) suffered disappointment and lost at one of the most prestigious competitions in the world. I mean, China players including Lin Dan wore Red or Yellow . For the final, Lin Dan wore YELLOW, now thats a very 'wong' color=) ('wong' means lucky & also yellow in Cantonese)

And who won?? Mr. Lin Dan in his Yellow shirt,with all the good luck =)

Don't believe me?

During the match between LCW and Lee Hyun-Il WHICH our Dato' won, the Dato' wore YELLOW. Yes, the 'wong' color. The lucky one. He won=)

-yellow shirt-

2. GOLD CHAIN

Yes the gold chain. In fact the very gold chain that LCW wears is SUPPOSED to neutralise the negative fengshui from his Black shirt ( cuz it's gold?)

However, I suspect the gold is not pure, that's why he lost =) bahaha..

The weight of the gold chain also hinders him from executing jumping smashes.

Whenever he jumps, the weight pulls him down.
Whenever he stretches to retrieve a shot by LinDan, the chain flings up onto his face.

Blame the gold chain!!!!

3. FACE

Compare LinDan's face with that of LeeChongWei's.

Give them both the role of The Joker from 'The Dark Knight' and make them up with the extra long smile, the unruly hair, just make them look like The Joker.

Which one of them, will freak you out?
Ask a kid or ChinHuiYing who really give you the chills and cause you to have recurring nughtmares NIGHT after NIGHT.

Its LinDan I tell you. He looks like the Chinese version of the Devil!
Thank God his surname is Lin, not Tan. Or he'll actually be Mr S.A. Tan himself=)

-roarrr i will eat you!!-

His face looks so intimidating with his opera eyebrows, bloodshot eyes & evil smirk on that face.
And Malaysia has Lee Chong Wei who looks like he's gonna cry any second to try and win the Gold medal.

Its like asking Spongebob Squarepants to go save the world and defeat The Joker or any other villain.


No wonder Chong Wei looked super scared,he thought he'd seen The Devil =)

How to win la=)

4. EARPLUGS

When you're up against a China player IN China at home ground, the only way you're gonna win is either you're damn good or you wear Earplugs.

Go figure=)

-the reason for earplugs-

5. NICOL DAVID

The final reason Lee Chong Wei didn't win was because...


HE ISN'T NICOL DAVID.

-this Dato' is NOT that Dato'-

So lets all lobby for Squash to be include in London Olympics 2012!!!!